Saturday Shakespeare

...Your heart
Is crammed with arrogancy, spleen and pride.

The Life of King Henry the Eighth 2.4.107-108

Christmas card

I found the following written inside a Christmas card left on my desk this morning:

"Thank you for editing my papers 8,000 times, and for putting up with all of my stupid questions. Most of all, thanks for not giving up on me, and answering my questions with enthusiasm. You make me want to be better at english."

I'm tearing up just a little.

What else would it be?

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Finally, some good news

Prospective teachers who took state teacher licensing exams from 2002 to 2005 scored higher on SATs in high school and earned higher grades in college than their counterparts who took the exams in the mid-1990s...

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If only it applied to elementary education and physical education students (see paragraph 10).

My smell

I have a busy evening in front of me, so today was not the best day for sudden deodorant failure. I quickly substituted some handy air freshener and soldiered on.

Alas, it was pumpkin spice.

My pits smell like a gift shop.

Possibly the coolest invention ever

Apparently, some guy as figured out how to use a microwave emitter to turn trash into oil.

Wow!

Saturday Shakespeare

Out, dog! Out, cur!

A Midsummer Night's Dream 3.2.65

Hmm... monkeys

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I suppose it's appropriate

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Saturday Shakespeare

Ungracious wretch
Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves
Where manners were never preached! Rudesby, be gone.

Twelfth Night 4.1.43-47